alis volat propriis

slipstreamborne:

clockworkkanella:

beesmygod:

We’re very militaristic, very tough, very… you know, Russian… I would say! [x]

his face looks like it was chiseled into a mountain.

His smile is made of sunshine

melkorwashere:

hatteeho:

raveninme:

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melkorwashere:

hatteeho:

raveninme:

wavesheep

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captaincommunist:

*drops microphone*

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safety-officer-barto:

trimcoast:

safety-officer-barto:

why does tumblr always personify introversion as a tiny cute girl who drinks tea reads books and wears sweaters like i’m a 190 pound man who hangs out in the gym and in the woods doin manly shit but people still make me nervous like damn

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my hand slipped.

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I FUCKING LOVE THIS

dennys:

Summer is just around the corner! Which means you’re probably fervently preparing for ~bikini season~, trying to get back into that beach bod! Well here are some dieting tips from Denny’s Diner to help you feel a little more comfortable this year:

  • Bikini season? Shmikini shmeason.
  • You look wonderful already.
  • Whatever makes you feel best is best.
  • There is no “right” way to look.
  • Be kind to yourself.
  • Build a sandcastle. 
  • Seriously, you look wonderful.
  • Denny’s loves you.

Surf’s up!

espniosa:

coolghost:

tv show. white man. hes sad. he has to do important thing but its hard. his girlfriend died probably. TWSIT!! theres another white man. maybe MORE. hes sad too but for different reason. its very deep probably. theyre best friends but not gay but maybe they are haha fandom!!! every girl dies or goes away. just not gay white man friend. 10 seasons 100 million viewers. what will moody white men do this week.

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winterfuckingsoldier:

imaginebucky:

imagine bucky and natasha whispering behind steve’s back in russian, just little harmless things like “he’s cute when he’s angry” and “if you tell him he’s got a nice ass he’ll turn the color of your hair” so steve decides he’s gonna learn some russian so he can understand what they’re saying about him, but it has an unintended side effect. bucky mumbles in his sleep when he’s restless, sometimes english or spanish or japanese, but most often in russian. usually it’s a litany of “don’t make me don’t make me please stop don’t make me i don’t want to” but every now and then it’ll be something along the lines of “begging for your life won’t make a fucking difference to me” and steve can’t decide which is worse

 (via sebuttchinstan)

clomandhisdeafweasel:

drtanner-sfw:

daggerpen:

sufficetogay:

youveupsettits:

get-your-ass-in-the-impala:

nurderling:

Watch this video from Cadillac. Note a few things (actor, white, rich guy, workaholic, typical cocky American, very unrealistic). This is not a parody video, they’re being completely serious.

Now watch Ford’s response.

I can’t explain it very well just please watch both of these videos okay Ford burns Cadillac so bad okay it’s so good.

"That’s the upside of giving a damn."

You better hope winter is coming, bitch. You’re gonna need it for that burn.

Holy SHIT.

Ford fucking laying down the damn law.

Ha! Go Ford.

Oh my god, FORD

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reclaimingthelatinatag:

France A. Córdova
 France Cordova, born to a Mexican father and Irish-American mother,  knew early on that, despite the gender barrier, she would actually become a true “rocket scientist.  The astrophysicist, writer, anthropologist, even cookbook author went on to become the youngest person and first woman to serve as head scientist at NASA.  In 2007, Cordova was named the first woman, and first Hispanic, president of Purdue University.

Heyooooo she’s my old President. Let’s just say France was fabulous, and Mitch has been…disappointing, to say the least. She’s a boss.

reclaimingthelatinatag:

France A. Córdova

 France Cordova, born to a Mexican father and Irish-American mother,  knew early on that, despite the gender barrier, she would actually become a true “rocket scientist.  The astrophysicist, writer, anthropologist, even cookbook author went on to become the youngest person and first woman to serve as head scientist at NASA.  In 2007, Cordova was named the first woman, and first Hispanic, president of Purdue University.

Heyooooo she’s my old President. Let’s just say France was fabulous, and Mitch has been…disappointing, to say the least. She’s a boss.

Go ahead and ask. You know you want to.