alis volat propriis

teddvaltman:

poopflow:

shout out to all the people still following me even though im a fucking idiot

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gingerkinomiya:

baconeatsyou:

frecklesandmisterblueeyes:

My house is strange. There’s me, i’m bisexual, and I live with my gay brother and my asexual fiance.
My brother and I have the same taste in boys, but i’m really the only one who likes girls, and my fiance is generally just really excited about dragons.

Dude I want this sitcom

is generally just really excited about dragons

shinyserenityship:

littlemoongoddess:

moonblossom:

221cbakerstreet:

qwanderer:

thisisevenharderthannamingablog:

girl-farts:

kingcheddarxvii:

notviolet:

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

SHUT THE HELL U P

this man has gone too far

damn

Where does Marvel FIND these people?

Imagine - Chris Pratt and Jeremy Renner show up to your door the night of prom and your parents are like WHY DO YOU HAVE TWO DATES AND WHY ARE THEY SO BIG AND BEEFY AND INTIMIDATING but Chris is just like “Nah I’m hair” and Jeremy raises his hand and says “And I’m makeup”

surprisingly well done

If this doesn’t result in an AU where Hawkeye and Star-Lord decide to retire and open a salon together, I don’t know what we’re all doing with our lives.

this post just keeps getting better

There are tears in my eyes

vicious-desperation:

bepeu:

no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed

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constantine-spiritworker:

duskenpath:

witchsmoke:

flightoffuturedayss:

duskenpath:

Rest stops on highways are liminal spaces where the veil is thin and nobody can tell me differently

sudden need for a story about a witch who’s a trucker

Yes. Travel altar on the dash. Sigils hung around the cab. Picking up phantom hitchikers on purpose and offering rides in exchange for stories. Warding against gremlins.

HELL yes

i love this. also i love the tag #urban spiritwork *swoons*

zelli3:

curryuku:

apintofoxymoron:

conversationparade:

conversationparade:

i don’t think anyone realizes how completely serious my ideal fancasting of kristen stewart as levi from snk is

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wow

wow..

oh wow..

elvenroyals:

Lee Pace favourited this on Twitter

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My day is complete.

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Go ahead and ask. You know you want to.