Summer is just around the corner! Which means you’re probably fervently preparing for ~bikini season~, trying to get back into that beach bod! Well here are some dieting tips from Denny’s Diner to help you feel a little more comfortable this year:
- Bikini season? Shmikini shmeason.
- You look wonderful already.
- Whatever makes you feel best is best.
- There is no “right” way to look.
- Be kind to yourself.
- Build a sandcastle.
- Seriously, you look wonderful.
- Denny’s loves you.
tv show. white man. hes sad. he has to do important thing but its hard. his girlfriend died probably. TWSIT!! theres another white man. maybe MORE. hes sad too but for different reason. its very deep probably. theyre best friends but not gay but maybe they are haha fandom!!! every girl dies or goes away. just not gay white man friend. 10 seasons 100 million viewers. what will moody white men do this week.
imagine bucky and natasha whispering behind steve’s back in russian, just little harmless things like “he’s cute when he’s angry” and “if you tell him he’s got a nice ass he’ll turn the color of your hair” so steve decides he’s gonna learn some russian so he can understand what they’re saying about him, but it has an unintended side effect. bucky mumbles in his sleep when he’s restless, sometimes english or spanish or japanese, but most often in russian. usually it’s a litany of “don’t make me don’t make me please stop don’t make me i don’t want to” but every now and then it’ll be something along the lines of “begging for your life won’t make a fucking difference to me” and steve can’t decide which is worse
Watch this video from Cadillac. Note a few things (actor, white, rich guy, workaholic, typical cocky American, very unrealistic). This is not a parody video, they’re being completely serious.
I can’t explain it very well just please watch both of these videos okay Ford burns Cadillac so bad okay it’s so good.
"That’s the upside of giving a damn."
You better hope winter is coming, bitch. You’re gonna need it for that burn.
Ford fucking laying down the damn law.
Ha! Go Ford.
Oh my god, FORD
France A. Córdova
France Cordova, born to a Mexican father and Irish-American mother, knew early on that, despite the gender barrier, she would actually become a true “rocket scientist. The astrophysicist, writer, anthropologist, even cookbook author went on to become the youngest person and first woman to serve as head scientist at NASA. In 2007, Cordova was named the first woman, and first Hispanic, president of Purdue University.
Heyooooo she’s my old President. Let’s just say France was fabulous, and Mitch has been…disappointing, to say the least. She’s a boss.
The only thing I want in Avengers 2 is Cap picking up Thor’s hammer, totally unaware it should be impossible.
Actually in Marvel lore it is implicitly stated That Steve is one of only a few people on earth actually worthy of carrying Thor’s hammer
To hell with Steve, I want Natasha to pick it up and realise, even with all the red in her ledger, she is still just as worthy as Thor or Steve.
Portrait I drew of the lovely Maggie Smith.
ARE YOU TELLING ME WE COULD HAVE HAD THIS
WITH THIS DIALOGUE
"Tauriel’s awkward facial expressions during the dungeon scene" appreciation post. (x)
Okay, but seriously though, Tauriel being the most socially awkward little muffin that ever did live is one of my favourite headcanons from the movies. I just love the idea of her being this incredibly badass, don’t-fucking-mess-with-me Captain of the Guard who’s incredibly beautiful and graceful and competent at her job — but who also has a ridiculously hard time talking about things that aren’t archery and knives and violently slaughtering things.
I mean, look at the third gif. Tauriel pulls that face after Kili makes the “whosoever looks upon this talisman shall be fOVREVER CURSED” comment. She is fully prepared to just awkward the fuck out of there. Like ‘shit fuck shit I thought we were having an okay conversation mAYBE NOT TAURIEL OUT’ — and then her face when she realizes he’s making a joke!! It just screams ‘slightly lonely elf lady who’s thrown herself into being awesome at her job for thousands of years and doesn’t really know how to normal conversation’ to me.
I mentioned it to thebatwiggler and she mentioned how cute it would be if Tauriel really wanted to kiss Kili, but kept fretting over how. Like, will bending down insult him?? Should she find something for him to stand on?? And so she tries to always be sitting down or slouching when he’s around and eventually he’s just like ‘miss are you okay???’ and Tauriel’s like YES I AM FINE TOTALLY FINE THERE IS NO ALTERNATIVE MOTIVE TO THIS WHATSOEVER I’M GOING TO GO KILL SOMETHING GOOD DAY SIR and I just
I love awkward Tauriel okay she is my favourite.
#I JUST THINK IT WOULD BE A REALLY CUTE CHARACTER TRAIT FOR HER TO HAVE #AND EVERYONE IS LIKE ‘wow kili your lady sure is badass’ #and he’s like YES SHE IS BUT SHE IS ALSO SO CUTE YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA #and she gives him shit about that time he almost fucking died at the battle of the five armies because he’s so reckless #and he gives her shit about the time she got stuck listening to oin talk about cures for rashes for 45 minutes #because she didn’t know how to get away without offending him #i just #i have a lot of feelings okay
YES EXCELLENT THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT
how could i not draw this though
awkward!tauriel is now my most important thing
Fornax draw Fem-Avengers, so I thought that I just have to draw a fem-Loki….it can be such a bitchy seductive princess >8D
***It’s a Fornax’s Thor-Princess on a background,cause I absolutely love her <3